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Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could u Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could u Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?



Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??



Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...



Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai

East or West

" FaWad " Is Da BEst .

Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
I Love You!


I realy Love You


I Love You More than Anything in the world



Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
u r

1

Of

those

i

Luv

2

msg

coz

its

fun

2

see

ur

eyes

goes

up

down

up

down

up

down

up

down
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
u Stole my Memories I Excused u

u Stole My heart I Excused u!

u Stole My Smile I excused u!

But dis is too much

Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
Khoobsurat


6 inch Lamba


Bohat Mota


Gool Kinaray


Kala


Har LArki Ki Pasand !

NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLuSh
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....