2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? u''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra uSA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
