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''Its been a rough day.I got up this

''Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I''m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom''

''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
k
samane mangta hai ??
Guess

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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"''

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''

''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?

''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''

aadmi k left hath

aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' us ka Naam tha :-D''

aadmi k left hath

aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' us ka Naam tha :-D''

''How To Become a GENIUS?

''How To Become a GENIuS?

*some text missing*

Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIuS. ;-''

''Can A Kangaroo Jump

''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''

''Q: Why do most women spend

''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STuPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' us ka Naam tha :-''

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

Why ... ?

Think !!

Because

It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''

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