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''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''

''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''

''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw ur Mobile!!''

''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''

''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRuSH uR TEETH...!''

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like u''

''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''

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