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''GSG PuKAAR.
HuKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group
ZeeShan 03133070586
www.geogroup.uiwap.com''
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
''You are one of the most CuTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CuTE means:
Creating
useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
''SomeOne..
MiSSES u..
NeeDS u..
Worries About u
Lonely Without u
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''
''I want u to know that u are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without u even 4 a second! u r my life & I can feel u everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOuT OXYGEN...''
''A study has proved that all fools use their THuMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRuS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRuS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''