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Kehdo un pharno walo say

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt u Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
ur Name Is GATES But
u r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Daku: Tera Nam?

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Santa=

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Banta-Kya Hua,

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
u Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were u In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se Tou NaHe KeH

SaKtA K umair Ki umAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa

SaNtA BaNtA Se:

SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN Tou BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhusH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->

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