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NA EID MuBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MuBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BuSH ko jota MuBARAK...

Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,

A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Aik Afsurda poem

Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
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.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!

Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam unitted his Mother and Sister..

Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

Maa: beta shadi u

Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

uFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''u'' LAGAO AuR BAN JAO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without u

ufone
Its all about u

A couple was

A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le

Amir''s girlfriend

Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D

Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

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