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Excellent positive statement-

Excellent positive statement-

"I''m not totally useless,

I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"

Dats attitude!

"Wake Up With A Smile

"Wake Up With A Smile
Say A Quiet Little Prayer.
Give Everyone A Big Smile
Show The World You Care

Friends Make Life A total Joy
Can Change Your Entire Day.
Cultivate Your Own Happiness
Chase Those Lousy Blues Away."

gUd MoRnInG

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Actualy Chemicaly Physicaly

Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
totally
U
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"SO pagal

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of

BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of

Mobilink,

Telenor,

Paktel,

Warid,

Ufone,

Insta phone

and

PTCL will betotalLY FREE !
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Miss Calls only.

Mod Obedient

Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young

It’s totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It

Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->

Just Remeber,

Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample

The length &

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Full Forms>...;) NIIT : Not Interested in IT

Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT

WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS : totally Confusing Solutions

Remeber

Remeber

No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

A

"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->

New Song

New Song

"EK MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU AISA LAGA"
Jesey Khana Kharab
Jesey total Azaab
Jesey Aadi Faqeer
Jesey Murda Zameer
Jesey Naasoor Ho Koi Sarrta Hua

Ek MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU Aisa Laga,
Jesey Bijli Ki Taar
Jesey Kanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag
Jesey Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jesey Shetan Ka Roop . . .;->

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