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Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
THOUGHT OF THE DAY.......







Kabhi ye mat socho
tumhari girlfriend ne
Tumhe kitna Romantic
Msg bheja hai.




Hamesha Ye socho


Usay Kisne Bheja
Hoga?................;->
Aap Kabhi Kisi Ki Madad Kartay Waqt

Ye Na socho K Wo Haqdar H K Nahi

Kyu K Ho Sakta H ALLAH Ne Aap Ko Bohat

Si Aisi Chezoon Se Nawaza Ho

Jin K Ap Haqdar Na Hon,
barsaat main jab
barish hoti thi
hum park main betha karty thy
barish main bheega karty thy
aaj
waisa he barsaat ka din hi
park ke binch pe
tanha betha bheeg raha hon
jin main hum tum sang bheegy thy
un lamhon ko sochraha raha hon
Kbhi sochte h ek GULAB bhej de,
Kbhi chahte h pura BAAG bhej de,
ja Rhe ho agar Aap sone ko to Dil krta h,
Apki PALKO me ek PYARA SA KHWAB bhej de
"GOOD NIGHT"
Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle


Khuwabon Ki Dunya Me Khone Se Pehle


Mene socha Apko Yaad Dila Don


Kalma Parh Lena Sone Se Pehle...

GOodNite:)
I wish tum khwab mai..
Kisi weeran haweli mai na ho..
Tmhe sotey mai na lgy k bed pe saanp hai..
Tmhry kaan mai koi keera na jai..
Zra socho!
Beech ma ankh khule to safad kapron ma ksi ko na dekho
n i realy wish k jb tm turn kro to tmhare bed k peche koi na khara ho..
Ary,ary mai dara thori raha,mera to ye aim hy
k tm araam sy so..
Good night...
Ik Muddat Sai Meri Zat K Andar To Hai
Ik Muddat Sai Meri soch Ka Mehwar To Hai

Mein Teray Piyar K Sahil Py Khara Hon Tanha
Meri Ulfat Meri Chahat Ka Samandar Ton Hai
ankhein b wohi hein darecha b wohi hai,

soch k angan main utarta b wohi hai,

wo jis ne diya mujko mohabat ka khazana,

barish ki trah ankh se brasta b wohi hai!
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi