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Kabhi Arsh Per Kabhi Farsh
Kabhi Un K Dar Kabhi Darbadar
Gham-E-Aashiqi Tera shukriya
Main Kahan Kahan Se Guzar Gye

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

Application

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to

Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to

Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to

kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to

jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to

nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

SHUKRANA

Aye Khuda...Sun...Zara...
Haath Mere Uthey Jab Dua k liye...
Lab Hiley,aankh se chand Qatrey Girey
Ghaur se main ne Dekhi Hatheli wahan...
Qatre Moti k jaisey chamakne lagey...
*Khushboo* Ghulne lagi jab Meri Sans me
Khul k Ehsaas mujh ko hua iss tarha....
Arsh Par Badalon se Parey Uss Jagah
Poori Hone Lagi meri Har ek Dua
Wo Dua jiss ko Boya tha Dil k Jahan
Aabiyari thi
ashkon ki Har pal wahan
Soz hardam Tadap aah o zaari Rahi
Wo Dua kesey na
Rang laati meri?
Ek Muddat ye gham mujh pe haawi Rahey
Mere SAJDE tere Dar Sawali Rahey
aour TU iss Qadar..iss Qadar Mahraban..
Hai Tere hi Karam ki ye sab Inteha
Mere Hathon ko Girne se hi qabl yun
Bhar Di Jholi meri Tu ne Rabb E Jahan...
Hai ye tera Karam...
moajza jo kiyaa....
***WO JO MERA NAHI THA****
mera HOGAYA....

SHUKRANA

shukRANA

Aye Khuda...Sun...Zara...
Haath Mere Uthey Jab Dua k liye...
Lab Hiley,aankh se chand Qatrey Girey
Ghaur se main ne Dekhi Hatheli wahan...
Qatre Moti k jaisey chamakne lagey...
*Khushboo* Ghulne lagi jab Meri Sans me
Khul k Ehsaas mujh ko hua iss tarha....
Arsh Par Badalon se Parey Uss Jagah
Poori Hone Lagi meri Har ek Dua
Wo Dua jiss ko Boya tha Dil k Jahan
Aabiyari thi
ashkon ki Har pal wahan
Soz hardam Tadap aah o zaari Rahi
Wo Dua kesey na
Rang laati meri?
Ek Muddat ye gham mujh pe haawi Rahey
Mere SAJDE tere Dar Sawali Rahey
aour TU iss Qadar..iss Qadar Mahraban..
Hai Tere hi Karam ki ye sab Inteha
Mere Hathon ko Girne se hi qabl yun
Bhar Di Jholi meri Tu ne Rabb E Jahan...
Hai ye tera Karam...
moajza jo kiyaa....
***WO JO MERA NAHI THA****
mera HOGAYA....

Gali aor Zardari

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
shukrya

PATHAN 2 SARDAR

PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR shukRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

gud sms

pareshani khamosh hony sy kam,sabar karny sy khatam ore shukar karny sy khushi mein badal jati hy

Akwala zre

1:Allha is ko dost rkhta ha jo dosro pa raham krta ha.
2:Allha is shakhs ki namza kabol ni krta jo hram ma khata ha.
3:Allha ki tamam namto ki na-shukri na kro.

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