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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

shukriyA
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shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..


Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->