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Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->

Never Attend A Class

Never Attend A Class

Why ... ? ? ?

John Nash said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone said To Me That

" I Look Like U "

OncE jAmEs BonD

OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE said

"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

A Man Went To Department Store

A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

Tapo Slanto Said :

Tapo Slanto said :

Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki

50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay

Yaken Nahe Ata Tu

Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Well I said

The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19

Ur Sweetness Look 15

Ur Smile 16

Ur Face 17

So All In All

67 Years ... ;->

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->

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