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Once Pathan Goes

Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He said:

0300-******* ... ;->

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"

I Met Money

I Met Money

&

I said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & said,

Ofcourse I Am A Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.

Once A Few Hairs

Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi said "Colour It

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just said.

When Did You

First Notice This Problem?

What Problem?

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Because It Was

said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara

A HINDI Teacher

A HINDI Teacher Once said In Her Class:

"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"

... Money Talks ...

... Money Talks ...

I Don''t Deny ...

I Heard It ...

When I Took It Out From Pocket ...

It said Good-Bye ... ;->

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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D E N T I S T!

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

In Court Judge said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Bcoz..

Baba Ramdev said

"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

A Recently Fired

A Recently Fired
Stock Trader said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->

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