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A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
Albert Einstien önce said:

I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D

'Imam Ali Raza a.s. said:


"To be patient in the face of hardships
is a virtue but to refrain from forbidden deeds is a greater one."'
A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
The opposite of "Love" is not Hate,its opposite is to Avoid

Shakespeare said"if u d'nt Love me so plz Hate me but don't avoid me"
it hurts..
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
HITTLER said ;

"I SUGGEST YOU TO DO WAR BUT NEVER LOVE"

"BECOUSE IN WAR YOU LIVE OR YOU DIE"

"BUT IN LOVE NEITHER YOU LIVE NOR YOU DIE"
once a blind girl loved a boy
on 14th feb... boy proposed the grl
she refused saying '''''i havent seen you yet
firstly i would see u than mary''''

suddenly one day some one donated her eyes
she saw the boy
he was also blind she refused again n said ''HOW I SHALL MARRY YOU.,.,.,.YOU ARE BLIND''

the boy wd broken heart went saying
OK LOVE!TAKE CARE PF MY EYES"""""
Narrated Abu Huraira:

"Allah's Apostle said, "By Him in Whose Hands my life is, none of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father and his children."Bukhari
Kisi ne poocha wo kaun si jagah hai jahan

har galti

har jurm
... ... ... ... aur

har gunaah maaf ho jata hai???

A little child Smiled and said

"My Mom's Heart ?"