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My eyes said,

"I''m so tired ..
Plz cum to sleep &giv me rest"
But my heart said,
"Plz wish ur dear one to hav lovely night".
So..
Gud night

HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
A famous writer said"Love is like a long sweet dream" and Marriage is an alarm clock..
"so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up."
HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was
questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if
it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the
only answer I can think of, is you.
I don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed,
how many shoulders u’ve embraced
& how many times u’ve said, I Luv U!
All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
The Prophet Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam said : "When Ramadhaan comes the doors of Jannah are opened, the doors of hell are locked and the Shayateen are chained." (Bukhari
(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

Intend To Fast Everyday With Iman & Pure Intention Seeking The Reward From ALLAH Alone.
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him said,
"Whoever Fasts In Ramadan With
man & Seeking Reward
(from ALLAH) his Past Sins
Will Be Forgiven"

(Bukhari)
(3)A Ramzan Checklist

Make Du''a During The Fast Because
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him
said That Three People''s Supplication
Is Not Rejected One Of Them
Is The Fasting Person.
Ask For The Good of This Life
& The Next For Yourself,
Your Family & Muslims In General.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”


A recently fired
stock trader said

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->


Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P