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A guy was tired of

A guy was tired of his girlfriends frequent msgs,
which always contained I love u I miss u

Have u taken ur meal? ETC
1 night while lying on the bed the guy recived a msg frm his gf
he didnt bother to read nd went to sleep
Next morning he received a call frm her fone that his girlfriend was killed last night..
He rushed nd read the text which said:
Honey plzz help, sum1 z following me

I am not pretty

Girl: I am not pretty.
Boy: No.
Girl:Do u want to live with me.
Boy:No.
Girl:Will u cry if i leave u.
Boy:No.
The got was hurted & started 2 cry.
The boy pulled her close and said: " ur not pretty
but beautiful, i dont want to live with
u but live for u, if u leave me
i wont cry but i die.......

There was a husband

There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....

A true luv story

A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

once a girl of 8th

once a girl of 8th class loved a boy of her class the boy also loved her but both cant tell each other then 1 day boy left the school but everyday came to school to see that girl.one day a friend of that girl lied to her that the boy loves someone else that day the girl wept bitterly but she had hope in her heart then 1 day brother of that boy called her by saying her sister in law.that day the girl was very happy.then she got admission in school in which that boy study.Then 1 day they met and both said "I LOVE U" to each other then they were together 4ever

While Dad Was

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,

His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.

In His Anger, Dad Took The Child''s Hand & Hit It Many Times, Not

Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.

At The Hospital, His Child said "Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?"

Dad Was So Hurt.

He Went Back To Car And Kicked It A Lot Of Times.

Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches, Child Wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"

Anger And Love Has No Limits...

Little Girl And Her

Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.

The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter,

Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don''t Fall Into The River.

The Little Girl said, ''No, Dad. You Hold My Hand.'' ''What''s The Difference?

Asked The Puzzled Father.

There''s A Big Difference,

Replied The Little Girl.

If I Hold Your Hand And Something Happens To Me,

Chances Are That I May Let Your Hand Go.

But If You Hold My Hand, I Know For Sure That No Matter What Happens

You Will Never Let My Hand Go.''

A CUTE n STRANGE

"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)

Some things are

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

No rhythm No reaSon

No rhythm

No reaSon

No occaSion

No SeaSon.

JuST felt like Saying Hi!

I hav been miSSing my frnd,

ever Since the laSt time we said BYE

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

A happy New Year

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I"ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

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