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Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

Q HAR BAAR....

Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,

Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,

Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,

Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,

Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,

Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,

Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,

Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,

Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,

Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.

Mohabat naam hai mera

(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)

Ajab andaaz hain mere,

Hazaaron raaz hain mere,

Anokhe saaz hain mere,

sabhi aijaz hain mere,

Kaise abhaam hain mere,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,

Kabhi hansna sikhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,

Yahi to kaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,

Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,

Nasheela jaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.

lollxx

is barish ko dekh kr tumhari yad aa rahi hai

tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))

Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOssIBLE.

GOBI JESA MOO

Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOsT",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.

A Millionaire

A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.

Na jaane

Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,

saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,

Zabt karo to behtar hai,

Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,

sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,

Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,

Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,

Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.

LIFE is 3 "EEE"

Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
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Tomorrow is Expectation.

so use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.

TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

Strength

A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your strength"

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR sAKTA "

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