A Millionaire

A Millionaire
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
  

Mar, 09 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     2346 views       Decent

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Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
Happiness is
like butterflys,
you run after it,
it keeps flying
away, if you
stand still,
it coms and
sits on your
shoulder. . .
so wish you
lots of butterflys
in your life.
i wish to
god for you
you will
always happy.
afterll i''m
RAHUL..... Happiness is
like butterflys,
you run after it,
it keeps flying
away, if you
stand still,
it coms and
sits on your
shoulder. . .
so wish you
lots of butterflys
in your life.
i wish to
god for you
you will
always happy.
afterll i''m
RAHUL.....
This Message Has
No Fat
No Cholesterol
And
No Additive.
This Is All Natural Except
With A Lot Of Sugar
But
It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It. =)
U Gotta Take The Gud Wid The Bad

Smie Wid The Sad

Love What U Got

& Remember What U Had

Learn 2 Forgive

But Never FOrget

Learn From Ur Mistakes

But Never Regret

Ppl Change Things Go Wrong

Just Remember "Life Goes On" . . .
Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
&
Tomorrow is Expectation.

So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
"Leave Something for Some1" "But Never Leave Some1 for Something" bcoz in life, Something wil Leave U but Someone wil always remain with u..,
Gussa...

Gussa Karne Ka Matlub Hei K Hum!

Dusron Ki Galtion Ka Intaqam

Apne Aap Se Lete Hein!

(Elexender Pop)
U live in ur dreams but dreams may die, don''t get shattered never ever cry. D world is real big & has lots 2 giv, pick up a new dream, 4 dats d way 2 live.
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
Family faces are
magic mirrors ...

Looking at the people
who belong to us,

We see
the past, the present
and the future ... (:
Daulat-Mandi Pardes Ko B Watan Jaisa Banah Daiti Hy

Aur Muflis Apnah He Watan Mai Par-Desi Hota Hy
Some People Don''t
Know
How Important Their
Presence Is,
How Good It Feels To
Have Them Around.
How Comforting Their
Words Are.
And How Satisfying Is
The Every Thought
That They Exist,
They Wouldn''t Know,
Unless We Tell Them...
Like I''m Telling You
Now...
You Are Truly Valued :)