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Walking alone is not difficult
But
When we have walked a mile with someone then coming back alone is very difficult

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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sirf sUGAR k marez raabta karen"

Paise ka masla nahi hai

sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

Advise

Teacher to student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.

Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

Tamaam din khud ko

Tamaam din khud ko “sAMAITTAY” huway guzer jata hai
“Dost ”
shaam ko us ki “YADAIN” mujhy phir tor diti hain..!!!

Pappu Dadi

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Bhula kar humahin wo bhi na khush rhy pain ge

Bhula kar humahin wo bhi na khush rhy pain ge
smany nahi tu humary jany k bad ashk bahaain ge
Dua hai KHUDA say k us ko kabhi ghum na dyna
Wo tu bardash kar lain gy hum na kar pain ge...!!!

AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO

Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...

"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"

Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai?

Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........

Ur CHAPPALs !

Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar

ABC seekho

A,B,C,
D,E,
F,G,H,
I,J,
K,L,M,
N,O,
P,Q,R,
s,T,
U,V,W,
X,Y,
Z.
1,2,3,
4,5,
6,7,8,
9,0
thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.

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