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Ek sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir sUITCAsE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.


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_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..


Wah Wah,



Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D
Bara Mushkil Hai school ki "Miss" se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .



Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work samajh k "sTAR" De Diya..
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton stopped It.
It stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUEs TO MOVE
UNLEss IT's sTOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAs AN
EQUAL & OPPOsITE REACTION" =P
Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..
Teacher: hamein garibon ke sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
student:Ab Mein samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
santa: shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
santa- Dulhan