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Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

student:Ladies First
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:Konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day
“DOsTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOsTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOsTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOsTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOsTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOsTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …
Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOsT bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek
Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYAsA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Half of sorrows we earn by expecting good things from wrong people.

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Half of sorrows We earn by expecting wrong things from good people...!

GOOD NIGHT