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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body spray mangey ga..
Paper se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
sheikh stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
"Husband Biwi se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar so Jana Me Dair se Aaonga:-pp
Twinkle Twinkle LAZY sTAR
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Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar
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Up above d world so high
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sUN has risen in d sky
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Uth k jaldi p le chaee
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Then do Comment & say me Hi.
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Asslam-o-Alikum & Gud Morning
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
sARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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sARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n san'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere saath shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu