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Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n san'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere saath shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
Rs 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 Rs

Love marriage :-

Rs 100 - stamp paper
Rs 20 - Notery
Rs 50 - varmaala
Rs 10 - photo

Total 180 Rs

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
shadi se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.

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"shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye staTus Nechey se Uper ParHen.
Kata Hai Haj Kaa’abe Ka safar Bhi
surror-O-Kaif Ke saagher Luundhaate

Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate
Ulfat Me Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai
Aankhe Hasti Hain Aur Dil Rota Hai
Maante Hain Jinhe Hum Manjil Apni
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!
Zindagi Mein Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Zyada To Kahin Kam Milenge
Aitbaar Zara soch Kar Karna
Mumkin Nahin Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge..
Chup Chap Rehtay Hain Wo Aksar
Zulfain B suna Hay K sanwara Nahi Kartay
Din Raat Guzraty Hain Un K Be-Chain
To Chain say Hum B Guzara Nahi Karaty
Terey Chehrey K Naqoosh Aisey Hain
Aankh Uthata Hoon! Bhatak Jata Hon
Teri Aankhon se Terey Honton Tak
safar Itna Hai Keh Thak Jata Hoon
Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor diya Hai


FARAZZZ



Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain :-)
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai speed slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni speed Dekhi He.
=P:)