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''Wafa uss zmanay ki baat hai sAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''

''2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“see” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“see” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“see” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!''

''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...

''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...

Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''

''Boy&Girl in a resturent

''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''

''chandani raat ti,

''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boysachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

''mobile deshese CALL

''mobile deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
sMs

sabzi ka maza
MIss CALL

daal ka maza
NO REsPONsE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha sab seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

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