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''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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sardar:
A Blind Girl Is sleeping Here..
''Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
''Hi.. Cute, swEEt, styLish, ChArMiNG & MosT HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



Khush h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DoosroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
''sardar sent sMs to his BOss:

Me sick, no work

Boss sMs back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..
''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
''HUsBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a sPARE TYRE….
''aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay..
''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???


is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''