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Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.

~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~sARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi si Mathey Wich.
sardar: Oh Tu
shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K

Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay

"Faraz"

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The Number u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another Call...!

chhor de atibar qismat ki l

chhor de atibar qismat ki lakiron pe faraz

jo dilon me bas jaeye wo lakiron me nehi hotey.

Donkey race

sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"

cat scanning

Ek sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat scanning.

wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

sArdar : Q K Jb Mera scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

peo da wa

Air hostess: sir kya loge?
sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

baki hisa shazia k paper me

sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.

teacher

English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

sardar: "sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

Muh me khoshbo hy

Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"

"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"

"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"

"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"

"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"

"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"

"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"

"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'

Mari dunia

Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.

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