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Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Qadeer>.
"Dream is not What you see in sleep..
Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep.
Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2sO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-Mobile beeps
O-One msg recieved
R-Read&enjoy
N-Never mind
I-Its
N-New way 2 wish u
G-good morning
Dunia main khobsorat dil ki talas karochehray ki nahi
kion ka khobsorat chehray to bohat hain lekin
khobsorat dil bohat kam hain.
"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
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service Cente
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Mian Roz Gunah Krta Hun...
Wh Chupata Hai Apni REHMATON say.....
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Main Majboor Apni Aadat say...
Wh MAshoor Apni REHMAT say
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.


Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :