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sardar apna radio theek karwanay

sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja se Chal Nahi Raha.

sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
sardar: Kon?
son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

sardar ka padosi mar gaya

sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

sardar apni shadi pe

sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

muhavre ka istemal karo

sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLIsH Ka sahi
Use Hua Ho
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sANTA : IsHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

Son:papa jab

son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann

Love

If i had the letters “HRT” I could’ve add “EA” to get “HEART” or “U” to get “HURT”. I would rather add “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.

miss you

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
s: sex is not only thing in the life.
s: see, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

haqiqat ho tum

Haqiqat ho tum kese tumhay sapna kahu,
Qurban hai meri jaan tujh par
kise tere siwa mein apna kahu
AK

muhabbat

MOHABBAT!

jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.

jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.

MOHABBAT

jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.

jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.

MOHABBAT.

jis ke bagher insaan bemool.

MOHABBAT.

jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.

her shey her rung ko.

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