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Luv Story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
PRODUCER & DIRECTOR
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???


He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of person


She: Can I Trust U....??


He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Height Of Cowardice:
2 persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
In A Marriage. . .





One person Always Wins









And








The Other person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
'' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...