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Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor???

He Is That person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The person With His ''Bills...

Don''t Marry The Person

Don''t Marry The person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...

But

Remember
Whatever You Do

You Will Regret It Later ... ;->

Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa

An Accountant

An Accountant

Is A person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Q: Why A person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?

A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<

Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->

You Are Sweet , Cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

For More Jokes
&
Funny Sms

Dial
0900-78601 ;->

Give A Person A Fish

Give A person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->

Do U Know?

Do U Know?

How A Normal person Becomes Abnormal?

How A person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Wo khush ikhlaqi.

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->

I Pray Tht

I Pray Tht
Any person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

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