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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,

The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”

His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.

Kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai Hay

Shono Shono
(\,,,/) (\,,,/)
( ~,~) ( ‘=’ )
(,,)(,,) (,,)(,,)

Han Jee

Bolo Bolo

Detho

Kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai
Hay..

Lekin Shab Sho Lay Ha

Mohabat naam hai mera

(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)

Ajab andaaz hain mere,

Hazaaron raaz hain mere,

Anokhe saaz hain mere,

Sabhi aijaz hain mere,

Kaise abhaam hain mere,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,

Kabhi hansna sikhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,

Yahi to kaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,

Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,

Nasheela jaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.

Strength

A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:no you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"

Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo

Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Hogya
.
FARAZ
.
.

Jab Kam Wali Masi Ny Kaha

Suno Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo..

Dictionary

Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
.
.
Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?

The softness

The softness of a person's nature doesn't mean weakness
Because
nothing is softer than Water but it's force can breake the strongest Rock.

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