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pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

Just time pass

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? no ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

Night Club

A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.

result

Sometimes When We Cry,no One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
no One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
no One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.

('_')
<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:

exam

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

seedhi baat

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,no Bakvas

love

?":":":ZINDAGI ME AANE WALE B KAM NA HONGE":":"::

":":":JANE WALE B KAM NA HONGE":":":":

":":":MAno YA NA MANno UDDAS HO JAYEGI APKI ZINDAGI":":":":

":":":":JAB CHAHNE WALO ME HUM NA HONGE":":":

":":":"............GOOD NIGHT ALL FRIENDS":":":":":":"":

money

Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma

"Sagar"

Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P

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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D

Diwalli 2011

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011

I don't love

I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.

height of candle

The height of candle may differ,but they yield
the same brightness.

Its not the matter of ur position,but its ur ability
that actually shines.

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