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Boy U r d Sunshine

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… no stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

Businessman explaining

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears not His Eyes.

You are a DOG

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Hitler says,

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

143 means?

143 means?
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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

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143 means?
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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
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