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What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: no
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:no
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:no
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” no Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
noW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
noW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

The devils challenged

The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:no problem,
we have got all the umpires.

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:no problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURnoL laga di thi.

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Qualities a friend must have:

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
no doubt you are my good friend

2day i have not

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

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