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I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN

When I Go Wrong I need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)


Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!


Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->


I Cannot Think Of

Any need In Childhood

As Strong As The need

For A Father''s Protection.

Happy Fathers" Day,

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Daddy, I Love You
For All That You Do.
I''ll Kiss You And Hug You
''Cause You Love Me, Too.

You Feed Me And need Me
To Teach You To Play,
So Smile ''Cause I Love You
On This Father''s Day.
Your Arms Were Always Open When I needed A Hug.

Your Heart Understood When I needed A Friend.

Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern When I needed A Lesson.

Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me And Gave Me Wings To Fly.