u r on a bus u nee

u r on a bus u nee


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 06 2010     336 chars (3 sms)     2535 views       Fathers day

more Fathers day SMS Messages

A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok
"It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY"
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who''s There
H= He''s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One...No One Can Beat Him He''s The Best!!!
Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers"Day!
Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo''n ko De Dia ~*~
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day
"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,
A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!