u r on a bus u nee

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

May, 06 2010 336 chars (3 sms) 2548 views Fathers day

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shadi me munna papa

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->

id go throughbrb

I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,

I salute your Father who is taking

I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

r u under tension

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)

Can v do romanc

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I"m in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

Luv never dies..

Luv never dies..
It remains forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep loving d latest one ;-)

janab asif zardari a

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "

my father didntbr

My Father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!

i cannot think ofbr

I Cannot Think Of

Any Need In Childhood

As Strong As The Need

For A Father''s Protection.

Happy Fathers" Day,

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

A Father means so many things...

A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!

some things arebr

Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers"Day!

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