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5 Signs U need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
When I Go Wrong I need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
Yar i need some balance...






























































in my diet...=P:-P;->
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->
man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->