Two devils came in my dreams and they said we want to disturb a nice person. so i gave ur name. But,they said that they can''t disturb their boss. Gud n8.
Tum Mujh ko Gudya kahtay ho
Theek Hi Kahtay ho______!
Khelnay walay Sub Hatoon ko
Main Gudya hi Lagti hoon
Jo Pahna Do, Mujh par Sajay ga
Mera koi Rung nahi
Jis Bachay k Haath Thama do
Meri Kissi say Jung Nahi..!!
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
