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A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:

"Sir,

How Is It That Your

name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s name? ? ?

So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "

Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man

WHY?

His name Was Peter Park-Ker

Yah SMS Krnay

Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ

Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera name Laga Datay Hain

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel

"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

Polio Team;

Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K name Hain...!

GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO

MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA name

BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA name DE DEYA GAYA HAI

GEO BHUTTO

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan

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Agr Obama

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya name Hota?/
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A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd
Her name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Her name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->

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