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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

frnd on his mobile

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

.
.

... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

.
.

"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"

Good morning

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-mobile beeps
O-One msg recieved
R-Read&enjoy
N-Never mind
I-Its
N-New way 2 wish u
G-good morning

do u really think u r normal

You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?

mera kamaal

Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega

Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

School vs University

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Pathan

PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

Doctor to bot

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha

question

Some common questions

1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?

2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?

3.mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?

4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?

5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?

answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first

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