mobile SMS Messages308 messages

I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup Can u see The World In World Cup?

I Can Send My Address 2 ur mobile Can u Send ur mobile 2 my Address?
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l
1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

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Both Eyes On Girlz


WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...
mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he agar 03343004071 no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful
Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR mobile wali se

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR mobile NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR mobile NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Ye Sms Hr Unperh K mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay

Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.

Dr.NOKIA said

"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....