mobile SMS Messages308 messages

Sardar : Mobile Me

Sardar : mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??

Santa Kone Me

Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True.
Jaldi karna

An ideal day should

An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face!
A cup of coffee in ur hand And a message from me on ur mobile!!!
Hope uve had all the three!!!Good Morning...

mai tujse ek armaan

mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta
hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night
kiss udhar mangta hun

txt msg: hello

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam''s lover boy.

txt msg: hello

Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke

Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi

Saare Naam mobile Mein Hain
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi

Paison Ki Daud Me Aise Daude
Ki Thakne Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi

Fakat Is Dar Se Humne

Fakat Is Dar Se Humne Karachi Ana Hi Ch0r Diya

FARAZ

Eik Hi mobile Hai Wo Bhi Chin Gaya To Kya Karenge

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use mobile Here,
he Picks his mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

On a romantic day

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”

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