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Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)


miss:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->


Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is missing


Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I miss YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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missED .. ;->

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!


Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->