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Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,

Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,

Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao

Apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao

Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
Aj mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao

Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao.

Ae chand tu bhul

ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

Mujhko Khayal hai k

Mujhko Khayal hai k..... tu mera Khayal hai...
Aik Markz-e-Khayal...... tera kia Khayal hai?

Aata hai tu Khayal me....... is qadar Khayal se...
Tujh ko mere Khayal ka....... kitna Khayal hai

pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Baghat aur bagawan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

jan keh kr

jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

dard bhara sms

Ooi
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mmm
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ouch
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haye
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bas
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maa
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ooh

bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D

kanjoos hajji

1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH mere SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."

khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

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