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Agar tapakta A$hkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon $e...

Koi ki$i ko phir $hayed hi rulaata...
Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz...
Too tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata...
Yaadein jo na aati yoon khamo$hi $e chupke chupke...
To mere ghar ki Raunaq hoti teri mehfil $e bhi zyada...
Na hota agar chaand mein daag...
Teri khub$oorti ka mujhe tod mil jata... Agar karta na waqt ki$i $e be-wafaai...
To $hayron mein mera naam kahan $e aata.....
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Bush: mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
" Eid K Din "
Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya,
Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya,
jo mere Dard ko Seenay mey Chupa Leta tha,
Aaj Jab Dard Huwa to Bohat Yaad Aaya..
chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,
chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien....
aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,
aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,
masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,
aaj jo dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien
"aye mere ALLAH Saien"....."khushian chand dikhata hai,
jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,
ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta
rakhhna.............*********
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usse Takar Karata
Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN
AYE GHUMAY YAR mere PAS NA AA EID KAY DIN
PHIR MUJHE QARB KI SOOLI PE CHARHANE WALAY
YAAD AYA TERA PAIMANAY WAFA EID KAY DIN
Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama
Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layeinge
Rakhna Sambhal k tum chand khushiyan mere liye
Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manaeinge!
Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo"attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
muj ko chor kr janay walay

mera dil dokhanay walay

bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho

ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho

agar tm is eid pr na aye

to mera kia banay ga?

main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?

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AYE mere GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA