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Memon: Aur sunao

memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Why memonS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon apni

1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas

Memon At Petrol Pump

memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..

''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

''memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

chanda or chokri:

chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story

A Memon saves life

A memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, memon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..

memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->

A Memon On Death Bed..

A memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??

Amemon sent Rs.1000000

Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"

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