memon SMS Messages74 messages

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai
ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai

mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye
agr ap jete he to me hara nai

ye nq$h-e-drd k $e utr jae chere $e
mene abi apka gm dil $e utara nai

tere bin yun kt rahi driya-e-zindgi men
kshti bi he majhi bi hai, kinara nai

kr raka he ji$ne $are gar men ujala
an$u he mera ye koi tota hua tara nai

k$ko gle laga k royen namurad hm
i$ bhri dnia men apna koi $ara nai

marez-e-i$hq he tmanai khdk$hi ka ab
ghre hen dl k zkhm or koi chaara nahin

wo aa ke poonchh den aan$u hamari aankhon $e
itna bhi hamare haq mein na$eeb hamara nahin

itna he bd-na$eb “memon“ ka ye jahan
lota he zindgi ne j$e maut ne mara na.....
BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
memon: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
"memon WORDS"

1 tree makes

1,00,000 matchsticks.

Bt 1 matchstick

can burn

1,00,000 trees.

Same way 1 negative thought

can burn thousands of dreams.

Think positive.


Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D


1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,

memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
A memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
memon: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
memon: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae