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Memon At Petrol Pump

memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

Memon Beemar Hua

memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

"same as abovE"

Aik memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia

"same as abovE"... ;->

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya

Ek memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye

I Haven''t Tasted Food

A Beggar Came Up
To A memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

aaap main say har ko

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

memon 0r sunao thand

memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->

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