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banaras chowk pe 1

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz

Pathan: TUM KON ?
memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->

1 memon mutthi me ro

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

memon apne bache

memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

titanic k saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha

Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

memon jao 2 du

memon:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

memon at petrol pump

memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

memon beemar hua to

memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

talibanhm buht jald

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

i haven tasted food

A Beggar Came Up
To A memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

memon se farishty ne pucha

1 memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

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