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a health forum spea

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
longer In Use ... ;->

have u ever noticed

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

high level insult

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

happy summer season

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

woman met a man walking

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

a pathan called fm radio said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

wen did u start wearing earing

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

i don have a car

I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->

tell me your name in english

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

chun chun k badla longa kameeno

* ROOH Ka BADLA *

Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To

Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.

Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.

Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.

Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.

Main Hon...

FARAAZ.

Chun Chun K Badla longa Kameeno..! :-)

somehow not only fo

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year
through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy
that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s
possessing, Returns to you glad.

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